I don’t reblog porn usually but this was really great and my followers can just deal with it okay
I hope I don’t get hate lol ;D
You call that porn?
Now this is some hot, NSFW action.
THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE
WOAH THERE THAT IS GRAPHIC
dirty dirty dirty
MY INNOCENT EYES
OH MY GOD THIS IS BACK
i am sorry tay i know you are killing me with your mind right now
this is my legacy and its not even the url i use anymore
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
I’m liking this version even more.
SO MANY PEOPLE JUST REBLOGGED THIS FROM ME AND I HONESTLY CANT
one person reblogged this from me and I’m already crying. (Thank you)
Develop a well rounded, smart, likeable and active character who has flaws, and emotions and who is just someone we would love to read about.
Give them parents who they have complicated and interesting relationships with. Give them friends and enemies.
Place them in a plot that is guaranteed to make your readers turn the page. And put them into interesting situations.
Now, give them a love interest or lover or partner of the same gender. Now, you have developed a homosexual character. It is literally that simple.
Here are some tips characters, characterization, etc to help you:
#5: Character Outline
#12:Cassandra Clare’s Two Things to Ask Yourself About Your Characters.
#30: Creating Characters That Jump Off the Page
#37: Top Nine Character Development Tips
#38: Twelve Character Writing Tips for Fiction Writers
#45:How to Avoid Creating Plastic Characters
#46: Three Tips for Developing Enthralling Characters
#48: Fifteen Stock Characters - And How to Restock Them.
#59: How To Create Your Main Character’s Backstory
#64: Fifteen Figures of Speech to Color Your Characters
#73: Top Ten Tips to Create a Character Arc
#79:How To Write Better Villains
#80: Quick & Dirty Characterization Tips & “Cheats”
#81: So You Wanna Write/Play A Powerful Character That Probably Won’t Be Perceived As A Mary Sue?
#82: Basic Tips To Write Better Chosen Ones
#85: Nine Kick-Ass Exercises to Find Your Character’s Voice
#93: Use Archetypes to Create Literary Characters
#94: Five Qualities to Consider During Character Development
#95: Fast and Easy Guide to Writing Characters of the Opposite Gender
#103: Dealing With A Character’s Internal Thoughts
#104: Creating Compelling Characters
#110:Do too many characters spoil the story?
#111:Four Tips for Writing Scenes with Many Characters
#112:Does my novel have too many characters?
#113:Anne Tyler’s Tips on Writing Strong (yet Flawed) Characters
#114:Loving your characters too much
#115:How Many Characters Are Too Many?
#122: Dealing with Character Trauma
Rule 1: Always post the rules
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them
Now then, my 11 questions for the people I tagged to anwser:
1: What is your favorite artist?
I don’t have favorite artist. I have people whose art I like, but calling them OHMYGODMYONLYFAVPRITE is not my thing. I don’t really know why.
2: Would you rather recieve 600 euro every month for the rest of your life, or 1 millon euro all at once?
Gimme 1 million! I’ll deposit it into the bank and will recieve %’s from it for the rest of my life.
3: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
4: Showers or Bathing?
Showers. I can’t endure the heat for a long time. And bathing in the cold water is not so pleasureable.
5: If there was just one thing from your country you could show to someone from another country, what would it be?
Ummm… Kumys. It’s a somehow alcoholic drink made from horse’s milk.
6: Is there something you are really looking forward to that is going to happen in 2014?
Videogames releases! Dragon Age: Inquisition! Sims 4! Movies! How to train your dragon’s second movie! A lot of other stuff I don’t remember about!
7: If you can magically learn another language, what language would you pick?
Japanese. I want to play all their dating otome games.
8 What did you have for breakfast today?
I didn’t have breakfast.
9: If you could time travel, what would be the first thing you’d visit/do?
I dunno. I don’t really have stuff I want to do in the past or future.
10: Fall or Spring?
Sssssssprriiinn….no, Fall! But I like Winter and Summer more.
11: What is your favourite meal?
Grilled chicken legs with rice and sour sweet sauce. Freshly baked pizza. Salmon sushi. Omurice. My dad’s special food thing, I don’t even know what the hell it is. My dad himself doesn’t know what the hell it is.
I’m really bad at asking questions. So I pass.
Pokemon X and Y Wondertrade Christmas!
Make kids starting their new games on Christmas happy by sending them some useful Pokemon or little items! You might get a Pokemon without use for you back, but someone somewhere will be really happy about the things you sent!
No one expects you to send your precious items. Please think back to when you were young and playing the games. How precious was a rare candy to a lot of us? Or how great would it be to get an Eevee that is holding a fire or water stone and can be evolved into Flareon or Vaporeon? Make them smile and reblog if you like this idea :)
This is perfect! :)
This is so cute! I will absolutely be doing this!
I have an Eevee. I have a leaf stone. This will be perfect.